Remember that boomers could do this on a shoe salesman or gas station clerk salary but they blame us buying avocado toast for the difference.
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I guess that saying I hear from boomers is true, "Weak men make hard times." They never seem to realize they are the weak men in charge that are making the hard times.
Their generation wrote all the checks that ours has to pay.
Saw a co-worker eating avocado toast. I asked him...."is that avocado toast?"
Yes said yes.
I said, "You're the man!"
His face was so comical. Like he was offended and thought I was being sarcastic. I personally love avocados. They are great with breakfast and with eggs.
My retirement plan is to die fighting in the revolution against the US government and the oligarchs. I have no expectation of surviving, but I will stand and fight regardless.
Surviving would be awkward as hell and im already absurdly broken, kiiiiinda hoping to not.
I have plans for if I survive, but I doubt I will. I live by the motto "Expect the worst but hope for the best."
Fancy!
I already gave up that hope.
I live in someone's garage and my "retirement plan" is a shotgun sandwich.
If push comes to shove I'd rather use an exit bag than a shotgun. 😅
It is somewhat difficult to source N2 that hasn't been adulterated as a consumer now. They do the same thing with He2. I'm with shotgun sammich dude. My retirement plan definitely involves my mouth watering for bullets.
Im more partial to the Beretta blow job, but to each his own
Ownership is fake-ass shit anyway.
It can and will be revoked if you dont stand with the people who track it.
And we will aaall live on the moon with our robot butlers.
Owning a home guarantees nothing in terms of retirement. Best case scenario you sell with a decent profit, then it's still going to the hospital or old folks home instead of your heirs.