I went to an identical hole for an iphone battery. But no i'm not the greentext guy
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Android ia the savior at this point, fuck google and apple tho
Android is the bastard that just rapes you and punches you in the face, unlike the other bastard, who rapes you and your cat and stabs you in the eye.
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Could've bought a new android phone for the same price.