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Does it make sense to keep shit up your ass? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by Hunter30@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Since the intestines remove nutrients from shit, does it make sense to keep some shit up your ass? Is shoving your shit deeper up your ass with a flexible (probably rubbery) rod a decent survival strategy?

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you put someone else’s shit up your ass it improves your immune system.

[–] nis@feddit.dk 4 points 1 month ago

Only if it's good shit.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can also get some of the shit donors sicknesses, so maybe consult someone before you ram shit you find up your ass.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’ve been collecting poop from anywhere I can find and jamming it up my ass. I have the immune system of 12 dogs, 3 cats, 14 chickens, a cow, and everyone who’s ever shit in a Porta potty on every job site I’ve ever been on. The only thing I’ve ever got was pregnant.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

Pregnant ... with exactly how many different varieties of parasitic worm?

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

The only thing I’ve ever got was pregnant.

Hol’up…

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Suppositories tell all. But remember, more than two and you're just playing with yourself

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago

Shit isn't the nutrients part. You'll give yourself bowel cancer.