My favorite part is how he has roughly this conversation like 10 times with different people:
"Come on ask. Ask me about my worm dick. You know you want to."
"Umm my Lord I don't know what you mean."
"Ask. About. My. Worm. Dick."
"Uhhhh okay? Tell me about your worm dick."
"YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON. I HAVE NO WORM DICK. I have evolved beyond such things. You puny mortals are so obsessed with sex - it never fails to amuse me."
"Oh... as you say, my lord. I was actually just here to talk about the imperial tax rate on the agricultural planets in the outer rim. The people grow restless, sire."
"Humans are always drawn to the salacious and sensual. Such is their nature, I suppose, to wonder about their emperor's WORM DICK, when their lives are so fleeting."
"..."
"Have I told you about my army of genetically engineered prostitutes? They look freaky - they have big block heads and I use them to control my enemies. I call them my fish speakers. An army of female prostitutes is best, you see, because male armies are too gay. Come to my weird eyes-wide-shut ritualistic sex dungeon and I'll tell you about it."