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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Zerush@lemmy.ml to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

"Ok, so here's the theme for this one: you're in the 1890s and you've just seen your first lightbulb. All you know is it runs on electricity instead of oil, and that some fucking idiot caught some electricity in a jar during a lightning storm. Go!"

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 44 points 4 days ago (2 children)

In 1890 they had telegraph lines between continents for about 40 years.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I swear I saw somewhere Texas schools gives out these books

[–] OmegaMan 26 points 4 days ago (13 children)

When I went to a (private) Christian school our science book was called Undertstanding God's World and it was pretty wacky. I think I remember it saying dinosaurs and humans lived alongside each other. I also remember being taught plate tectonics was a lie?

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[–] ano_ba_to@sopuli.xyz 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This feels like a projection of their deity. Did they want to conflate the mystery of their god to the mystery of electricity? I guess I'm a theist now...

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The machine god is real. It's blood is charge

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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And with the dismantling of the US Department of education, things are going to get a lot, lot worse.

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[–] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This appears to be stupid, and it is, but it's mostly evil. Teaching children to accept absurdities and distrust evidence to make them easier to control.

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[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 35 points 4 days ago

There are more pixels than the neurons in the writer's brain

[–] BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is for real? How is it even legal?

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

Replace 'electricity' with 'wind' and/or 'moving air' and/or 'breath', and now you understand what Proto-Judaic Canaanites circa 800 BCE thought 'spirit' was.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

Tide comes in and tide goes out. You can't explain that.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm curious what they think a lightning strike is.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Well, from someone who studied electrical theory in a 'normal' university, the author isn't completely off base in that we know what electricity is but not why electricity is.

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My Catholic school is more grounded to reality than this.

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[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are they dense?? Electricity comes from the power outlet. Everyone knows that

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

De-energize an electrical panel, remove the panel covers, energize it and let them fuck around and find out.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Lightning comes from Zeus and Thor. Obviously. /s

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[–] lemjukes@sopuli.xyz 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] T156@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So where does that put people who have been electrified? Did they simply die of terror because they thought they had grasped a live wire?

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