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[–] Sergio@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Bet those maters taste awesome tho...

[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Exact what I was thinking. The less literate the farmer, the better the yield!

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Badly written to get people to stop. Like “Graj sale”

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

I used to spend a lot of time in this area (years and years ago) and the guy did indeed write it up to grab people's attention.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

100% this. Look at us all taking about this and not a sign with a couple typos.

[–] Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] riskable@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago

Person drives up and starts bitching at this guy.

His response?

"I have no words." [Throws his hands up]

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 6 points 3 days ago

I'm more interested in these bail peprs, I wonder what the conversion rate is?

[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Yet i know whats for sale.

Common Wittgenstein W.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

boil them mash them stick em in a stew.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Showing the brilliance of the American education system

So this shows that America is great again. Obvs.

[–] iamnotme@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We don’t need no education

we don't got no education

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I hope they accept crypto.

[–] procrastitron@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Technically, “bail” is a word… it’s not the right word but it is a word.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Here's my lawyer with bail papers.

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 3 days ago

I need hella penis for muh salsa.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

It ain't got no gas in it!

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

proper english spelling sucks anyways

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[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

This is some Timothy's Dexter "Pickle for the Knowing Ones" level spelling

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

We need to fix public education, not dismantle it.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Technically there's 6 words, whether it's proper english word or not that's not the question.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

With a Bail Pepper, I'd imagine his customer base of financial institutions in the USA would be quite long.

I bet that's some lit produce, maybe not much heat to those jalapenos though.

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