A couple months ago I had run out of weed after the dispensaries closed, and I was working early in the morning. No biggie, I'll grab some on the way home after work.
That day was the only time I've ever been accused of being high at work. I told my coworker "actually this is the first time you've seen me fully sober".
They were just like "oh I see why you'd smoke everyday if this is what you're like sober" ๐