Just use perfume
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2025
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You know it smells bad when body-pillow comes alive to complain.
Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.
Even once is more often than never.
Well yeah. Wipi g your chair isn't gay.
is it gay to slip a finger in when the tp breaks? asking for a friend.
Why stop at just one?
Septic masculinity
guys, need some help here. my gaming room smells like shit. like literally shit. the carpet used to be grey, but it's brown now because of the smell. I've been wiping my ass on the carpet because I saw my dog do it once and it feels good. my mom has been complaining about the smell for a week now and is threatening to come clean my room. I can't let her see the room because I've smeared my turds on the walls artistically for my viewers on twitch. any help to get the poop smell out, please! if I can't get the smell out dad said he's going to force me to get a job!
I didn't know Asmongold was on Lemmy!
I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.
Wow really judgemental community here
Clean your ass!
The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.
Or have a chair napkin if you're gonna insist on being naked
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Exactly, also faux leather is my bane that stuff is the worst. The texture is awful
It really makes my anus sweat
I also judge this guy.
I also judge this guy's dead wife.
I also judge this guy's fake girlfriend
OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.
80% chance it's actually his mom who's complaining.
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Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.
Standing up and eating better would also work I assume
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This makes me angry
Chill! This is a common problem that must people have.
Being angry? That makes me even more angry!
"girlfriend" Ha yeah right dude
I know a flabby, sweaty, unhygienic dude with a diaper fetish who also RPs as a baby (???) on Discord who's been with his girl for about a decade. The world can surprise you, lol.
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He means his mom.
What in the holy mother of skidmarks is happenin here
Fake: op has gf
Gay: he's fucking his chair?
He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.
Nah, just needs the right butt plug.
Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.
Ugh my crumb tray is full of poo
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