Ignorance: What the flying fuck was that?
Apathy: Who gives a flying fuck!
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2025
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It's replies like this that convince me that 90% of Lemmy is on the spectrum
Other than being diagnosed with dyslexia and a bad case unmedicated adhd, i can not confirm or deny any such claim. Old enough that they didn't really have the knowledge about the different degrees of autism when I went to school. You were either rainman or not.
I have has friends pseudo diagnosis but that really doesn't mean a thing. You aren't the first to have thought so.
Woosh
What? No. Literally showed they understood the joke by putting it in other words.
The joke is that the answer could either mean the literal answers to the question, or that the person answering literally doesn’t know the answers and doesn’t care about any of it.
It’s a double entendre.
By missing this aspect and simply answering the question literally, the joke ceases to be.
This isn't Jokes, it's Dad Jokes, they knew what they were doing
People who downvoted this comment didn't understand that the "Woosh" was the sound of the fuck flying.