this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What about testis tortius?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 3 weeks ago

That fancy magic won't protect him from a .308.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't even need a gun for that.

https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Banishing_Charm

Carry bullets and use the spell.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Til. collecting spent casings to hold a handful of tiny pebbles. Then a magazine mount for my wand.

Imma swish and flick death clouds into skulls.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Father Weasley, can't remember his name, repeatedly shows us that wizards raised purely in the magical world are unbelievably stupid when it comes to the non-magic world so it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they didn't even know what a gun was.

Wait a minute. We can go deeper. In the deathly hallows, when they tell the story about the invincible wand, the original owner loses it because someone straight up cut his throat — no magic. Harry also takes it from Malfoy by beating the shit out of him.

[–] SugarCatDestroyer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sometimes I feel like these stories are just generated content or made up, like a fairy tale. Well, if they're posted too often, maybe they are. I'll probably pass by because I can make up a story about another anon myself lol.

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago
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