If you didn't need to buy a new phone you didn't brick it. The name comes from the device becoming as useful as a brick. IE filling physical space.

$310,000,000,000,000,000. Quadrillion is a lot.

Ah yes. Secrets. The proper way to have a loving marriage.

No wait. That's the proper way to be unhappy and get a divorce or a loveless marriage.

Tailors.

I don't hate it because it's stupid. I hate it because it's monetized to death and scams kids and their parents out of lots of money.

When the boss has 30,000 HP and you have 1000 it's a bit of an issue.

It had the punchline I hoped it would.

Wasn't one unit of horsepower meant to represent sustained power, not peak power of a horse?

I hate that people feel the need to say they're not a hater in order not to get abused for not liking a game. People out here treating games like a religion.

I will say once more. Do not preorder video games. It could be shit, it could be buggy, but what it won't do is run out of copies. Wait until the reviews are out, or even a bit after it launches if you can. If you're anything like me you have hundreds of games you haven't played yet so what's an hour or a day in the grand scheme of things.

But the mice genetically predisposed to getting tumors got tumors. What more proof do you need?

Only rational if you're the last person in line and not moving doesn't spill people out of the designated waiting ropes.