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[–] Jentu@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah the internet sucks no matter where you live. That cottage with a closed network or something like Secure Scuttlebutt/Manyverse in a little village would be cool though. The town library can have gigabit internet (for downloading media) and a shared local Jellyfin (& calibre, Navidrome, audiobookshelf, etc) server that can be accessed by anyone in town.

Want to play Live Service or online games? To the library. Publish your website or music album or artwork outside of the local loop? To the library. Online classes? To the library.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My gaming rig weighs like 90lb, I'll be running CAT6 to the library thanks

[–] Jentu@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Or just keep your rig at the library. Makes it so you’re around when the library LAN parties start.

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I would prefer the cul de sac of 8 close friends, but still surronded in nature.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

and lan party cables?

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I think the cottage being a short/medium bike ride away from friends/the city would be a perfect middle ground.

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[–] b34k@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Yeah my Father in Law basically has this… but significantly nicer (4bed, 4bath, full kitchen, running spring water, off-grid solar+batteries), up a mountain, surrounded by pine trees, with StarLink internet.

It’s amazing when we can go visit for a week or 2

[–] Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

We basically have this in Ireland. Only instead of a log cabin its an old cottage in the middle of nowhere.

An old cottage with a gigabit connection.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 133 points 3 days ago (12 children)

Yah. But also with heat, running water, AC, a convenience shop nearby and some friends. So basically what I already have minus a job.

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[–] NicolaHaskell@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Internet revolutionaries revealing that "eat the cul de sac" was internalized self-loathing all along.

[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Plus a plumbed toilet and air conditioning.

[–] setnof@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A composting toilet is all I want and need.

  • No clogging
  • No splashing
  • No waste of water
  • No smell

I always hate to use a plumbed toilet when we visit friends or family.

[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Do u mean 2 sticks and a hole in the ground type of outhouse? 1 stick to put your pants on and second one to fight off bears while u poop?

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[–] kn33@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Okay but that's incompatible with my beloved bidet.

You want Norway, Sweden and Finland. You can get fast internett pretty much anywhere and a large portion of the countries are just forest. I actually met a guy in Troms who is the only year round resident of an island that has two ferries a week if you book ahead of time and he has fast internett, as well as a lovely vegetable garden and a plentiful supply of fish.

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 54 points 3 days ago (10 children)
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[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

Lived like that for a while (but with a working shower and not-so-fast internet). 10/10 would recommend. Will do again when I'm done with $CURRENT_LIFE_ISSUES.

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 57 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Not me. The rural part? Yes. But I can smell and feel the wet. In this type of place, you’ll be in a war of attrition against insects of all types. And mold and wood rot. Then there’s the wild animals or scary horror film neighbors.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Wish granted. Enjoy mosquitoes.

[–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I was going g to comment how I have the thing pictured, but that it comes with several real drawbacks. Not just mosquitoes either. Imagine having to buy and operate your own snow plow to leave the house in winter. Or buying groceries in bulk because the nearest Walmart is a three hour drive.

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

May - blackflies

June - mosquitoes and blackflies

July - mosquitoes and deer flies

August - mosquitoes, deer flies, and horse flies

September - All of the above, and start to worry about stuff freezing.

October - Whew, I can finally work outside

November - Start the fire, and keep it going until April.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Ok where I live it's :

Jan - snow and first sunrise of the year

Feb - snow

Mar - snow

April - snow

May - snow followed by two weeks of thaw, last sunset for 2 months and one week of spring

Jun - warm but no bugs

Jul - where has all my blood gone (mosquitoes and horsefly) sun starts setting again

Aug - same exsanguination issues as July

SEP - too cold for bugs lol

Oct - snow

Nov - Snow last sunrise of the year

Dec - snow

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[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

Definitely not, my dream place to life is microdistrict with everything needed close.

[–] proceduralnightshade@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

I'd rather have a modern house, some housemates and no internet.

[–] N0t_Legal_Advice@lemmy.today 26 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I've lived out in the rural before. I'd only do it again if there was a pharmacy that was open more than 9-5 mon-fri within a reasonable driving distance, a grocery store, and at least one good restaurant close by (it's nice to be removed from other but boy does cooking for yourself every meal get old fast).

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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 20 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I'm not sure about the fast internet anymore. The internet is cancer and getting worse.

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think you are confusing the internet with people.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you consider corporations as people, yes.

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

corporations are not people themselves, but they are made of people.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I did it for nearly 3 years with limited access.

You get over it eventually and start living life instead of watching other people live theirs.

I can't wait to unplug again.

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[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Hell no lol

[–] lillo@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Also without the Necronomicon in the basement, please.

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[–] Cattail@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (6 children)

This sound fun for like 3 months. Like I'll get some random medical issue and then have to go to the hospital. Like what if I sprain my ankle, what if the cabin got termite infestation and I need to repair it. At some point I'm gonna need civilization

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