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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 12 hours ago
[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 123 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Fun fact: There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.

[–] MBM 3 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 1 points 6 hours ago

you must not be a radio star

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

So there's at least 2 hydrogen atoms in that water?

We're narrowing things down.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 day ago

I bet it's double the amount!

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Well, that's just wrong. I can name at least 10 stars in the solar system.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 22 hours ago

Are you not drinking H3O?

[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 131 points 1 day ago (3 children)

All these fools trying to add hydrogen to water when they should be focusing on dechlorinating table salt.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago

Take my upvote, you scoundrel.

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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I assume they mean H2. Y'all laugh but H2 and H2O are different things. You can have both.

[–] Cattail@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

H2 can be dissolved in water. Now idk if or why you want that... Seems like the water would be sour

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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ladies and gentlemen, they’ve done it.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Still better than oxygen-infused water

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[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ftbd@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago

MFers went ahead and invented acids

[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 15 points 1 day ago

Oh boy, I remember that! A blast from 2000!

Look at that publisher. I wonder what those guys are up to nowadays

[–] Gyroplast@pawb.social 66 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Bro, BRO! Check this out, get extra OXYGEN in H₂O₂!!1!

DOUBLE the oxygen!

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Even more oxigen and mineralization H~2~SO~4~

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 15 points 1 day ago

Johnny was a real good kid,
But now he is no more.
What he thought was H~2~O
Was H~2~SO~4~.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

The burning means it's working, right?

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

Drink that shit like it's rocket fuel.

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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

H3O water refers to hydronium ions, which make water more acidic. However, stable H3O water in bottled form doesn’t naturally exist—water always rebalances to H₂O. Pure H3O isn't drinkable it's too acid, It's ionized water, without any specific features. It's a publicity trick to sell it more expensive, like also this one, low in calories.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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[–] four@lemmy.zip 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Reminds me when I saw "Gluten free" on plain raw bacon packages.

[–] Photuris@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

It sounds ridiculous, but you’d be surprised how often wheat makes its way into vague ingredients such as “spices” (or less vague but seemingly benign ones like tamari, for example, or malt, or yeast), often unlabeled as containing wheat, barley, or rye.

If you have Celiac disease, you figure this stuff out over time. I’m glad to see bacon labeled as “gluten free” - it means I can trust it. Packaged bacon might have a seasoning or glaze applied to it. It’s so easy to get burned by stupid labeling (e.g., “ingredients: pork, salt, spices”).

If a terrifyingly minuscule amount of something could give you violent shits and debilitating migraines (an amount the size of a grain of sand will do it), you’d be cautious and suspicious of labelling as well.

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[–] Ooops@feddit.org 29 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As long as they don’t call it “organic”, that would kill my overly literal chemistry-nerd brain.

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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I feel bad for the vegans. The base idea is sound. A living creature shouldn’t be turned in a commercial product for multiple reasons. But rather than have a debate about the actual implications of such an idea, it gets reduced and amplified for the stupid people so corporate interests (which include PETA) can make a dollar.

I’d much rather see the brightest minds debate such an idea but instead, capitalism takes priority and so we get “meat is murder.”

I am so tired of trying to include the stupid people.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I have to assume it's just made sparkling with hydrogen instead of carbon dioxide. Heard about beer being hydrogenated in Japan several years ago and it had the side effect/party trick of being able to ignite your burps so you could belch fireballs.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Dissolved hydrogen is effectively acidifying it, no? That would be chugging fizzing acid. Must've been fun.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

You get carbonic acid when carbonating water and some people like that taste, for some reason 🤷‍♂️

It's crazy tho how I was thinking similarly after posting the previous comment. If cabonated water gets the bitterness from carbonic acid, what would hydrogenated or nitrogenated water taste like? I've had Guiness and Pepsi Nitro. Both are made bubbly with nitrogen. And while the beer is good, the Pepsi just tasted like normal Pepsi, but like you had left it unsealed overnight.

Never had anything that was artificially hydrogenated, though. 🤔

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[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a chemistry teacher who regularly ignites Hydrogen gas, I cannot even imagine how dangerous it would be to ignite a hydrogen belch. That shit POPS.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually why it was news; some dude got drunk, belched fireballs at people and burnt the shit out of his esophagus.

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[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago (5 children)

This is the kind of bullshit they come up with when you don't allow them to put the good stuff in it.

Radium, that was the real thing, not this shit.

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