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Looking for LTS Distros with live kernel patch
(alien.top)
Multiple accounts, or pay for the service, or roll your own.
I have contemplated rolling my own as all the info is there and open-source. The only thing missing in the public space is some sort of automation to generate the differences/binary patch and test it in all possible combinations.
After giving this some time I felt more at ease with scheduled restarts then patched function calls in the kernel.