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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Damn, all I'm seeing here is hella moid coping and seething 💅

[–] happyfullfridge@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

says dumb shit gets called out for saying dumb shit they're coping and seething so hard

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

> try dunking on someone online

> can't even use escape characters

> mfw

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[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 117 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So very close to identifying the patriarchy and that men are victims of it too, and then wild miss at the end. sigh so, so close.

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 93 points 1 week ago

Anon is still an incel :O

[–] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 92 points 1 week ago (1 children)

men don't universally conform to a stereotype

therefore they must all confirm to a different stereotype

also women bad

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago (52 children)

Well. Not all men wrote a legendary love song.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago

#YES ALL MEN

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 32 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Anon, tell me you've never read Sappho without saying "I never read Sappho":

Some say an army of horsemen,
some of footsoldiers, some of ships,
is the fairest thing on the black earth,
but I say it is what one loves.

It’s very easy to make this clear
to everyone, for Helen,
by far surpassing mortals in beauty,
left the best of all husbands

and sailed to Troy,
mindful of neither her child
nor her dear parents, but
with one glimpse she was seduced by

Aphrodite. For easily bent...
and nimbly...[missing text]...
has reminded me now
of Anactoria who is not here;

I would much prefer to see the lovely
way she walks and the radiant glance of her face
than the war-chariots of the Lydians or
their footsoldiers in arms.
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[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think a few people here have to remind themselves:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world -1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Okay but sometimes Anon is actually right. Which is kinda crazy, but a broken clock can be correct twice a day. Not all Anon says is true, but you get my point.

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[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Fake: Anon almost manages to question whether there's a problem with predatory culture, but fails at it.

Gay: literally the post, anon worships men

Real answer, up until the last parts Anon was doing so well. The issue is that a lot of women fear men because unlike bears, a lot of them have bad apples who can manipulate well, and they are also likely to harass for longer.. a bear will just maul you or chill, much simpler, more predictable.

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