If you can see the penis, odds are you have already seen the feet, so there is no need to wonder.
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2025
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Geez, people move quickly these days don't they. No mystery anymore.
Did you think of this because of the article about the guy who broke his arm due to his 14.5-inch penis?
I feel like more context is needed for those unfamiliar with the article.
What a weird coincidence. I broke a nail due to my 1.45-inch penis!
1.45 inch wide, yeah?
Both. It's like a sphere.
You're pointing at your balls, sir
I pulled my back trying to measure my .145 inch penis.
Get well soon!
Did it fall on him in his sleep?
While there might be a correlation, the guy that was packing the largest schmeat back in my army days was of average height and, IIRC, regular feet size. He was also shy and assuming, lol, and a sweetheart who brought his mom and little brother from Moldova to France on his little soldier salary. 👍
I've certainly said it as a joke.
What
Edit: oh it's reversing the "big feet -> big penis" thing. The reason is you usually know someone's feet size before you see their genetalia.
I do, sometimes you're watching porn and a dude just has a magnificent giant cock and quite often I wonder what size shoe they wear, but most the time I'm just admiring their massive cock.
No, because there’s no correlation between the two
There's no need to yell.
The feets are growers not showers
Like, you know when you are walking and suddenly they Hulk out and break your shoes? Man I hate foot-boners!
Every day! Never once does anyone comment about the size of my feet. You’d think people on the subway would be more observant.
I can hear this as a Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy
We must hang out in very different circles then.