Wow, Jason Bateman is looking rough these days.
Didn’t take long to cash in on his boy JD, did it?
No, I'm pretty sure it was the racist electorate. But whatever Nancy.
Anyone else getting serious larval-stage-Marjorie-Taylor-Greene vibes from this mug shot or just me?
Don't call it anything. Ignore it and maybe it will go away.
20 dead Mozilla and Firefox products
Those are rookie numbers!
--A single Google product manager, probably
At this point, I think they are actively trying to drive us away.
If the world didn't have so many J.D. Vances in it, I would reconsider having children.
You mean Convicted Felon Donald Trump?
"Your Honor! How can my client possibly get a fair trial after the jury has heard what he did? This bell can not be unrung!"
--Trump's Laywers, probably
Have you considered employment with HP’s printer division? They could really use someone like you.
S/V Pinnacle, a Tartan 4100, leaving Buzzards Bay at the start of the 2023 Marion Bermuda Race. You can just make out my gray beard fiddling with the mainsail trim if you squint hard.
You think they’ll stop at four years? I wish I had your optimism, friend.