After rubbing one out and then making a sandwich, you just spend the rest of the day swapping between the remaining 2 until you finally fall asleep.
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...just once per day? Amateur..
Save the effort and just eat your cum. Best clean up there is
I totally have this one. What're the other three?
So you have 2 moods: unhappy and distracted by a physical need, and unhappy.
I want food, I want sex, I want to go home.
Tired, Horny, Hungry
Pick two.
That’s me at any given time.
Have you tried getting high too?
Makes me hungry, back to the three basic states of man.
being in a constant state of horny is a curse nobody should carry. at some point it feels like you're an engine fueled by pornography and you rub yourself ragged to the point you're about to throw a rod...but you can't stop because a new video just dropped and you've got one last ticket to hornytown.
I agree with the first sentence. Then, why would you watch porn if you are horny all the time? It's like trying to stop a fire with oil.
About to throw a rod
If you throw that rod, it wouldn't be a problem any more 🤷♂️
This sounds more like addiction than horniness
Why not all 4 at the same time.
Maestro: "All together now!" :D
Me: Man, my life sucks ass and I don't know how to fix because I have apparently exhausted all the possibilities. I want to be dead.
I wish i had something to say to make it worthwhile to stick around. I don't. I'm sorry.
Instead, i guess: do not go quietly.
I‘m sorry you’re feeling this way. Don’t forget that you matter, you are not alone, and that there are people that can help you get through tough times. If you can, think about reaching out to a free & confidential crisis line.
- Befrienders Worldwide (find help in many countries): befrienders.org
- 988 Lifeline (US): Call or text 988, 988lifeline.org
I wish it were that easy. Everyday I lose a little more hope in humanity's future. Even in my most sane moments, I just don't feel like living in this world where everything and everyone is commoditized.
Thanks anyway.
It‘s not great and it’s difficult, I get you. You’re not alone and many people struggle with it. But even when it’s hard to see, there is still hope and there are still moments and people worth holding onto.
See that's the thing... I am alone in my struggle. I cannot ask for help. I cannot even cry for help. I don't have anyone who can lend me a shoulder to cry. I have not felt kindness for so long. I am basically someone who is rejected over and over again...
I’m really sorry you’ve been feeling so alone and rejected. That sounds incredibly painful, and I can’t pretend to know exactly what you’re going through, but I do care about you being safe. The crisis lines I shared can connect you with people who are trained to listen and help in moments like this, and you deserve that support.
Have you tried ice cold showers at 4am?
Twist:
Depression causes the anxiety and the basic local discontent.
Horny and hungry is your brain trying to save itself from the depression