shitty sysadmin

What a cute CAT

That’s for when you wanna win at the lan party. Everyone else gets the LLAN cables

I'm the ad hoc tech guy at work....

Young co worker told me the internet wasn't working, and I asked if they knew if it was the Wi-Fi or not. (They have a docking laptop so used both wifi and a wired connection at times).

A specifically said Wi-Fi.

It turns out they don't have a clue what Wi-Fi is, as they pointed to the LAN cable.

(Although in her defense, the reason we no longer had internet access, was that our outside tech contractors had just ripped off a "disused" master socket)

Yea, Wired Local Area Network duhhhh

Wifi with a K

Always good to have some spares.

On that same shelve they keep the blinker fluid, gridsquares, skirting board ladder, left handed teacups, compression air and elbow grease.

Kabelbab

Meine dispatcher said there is something wrong mit deine kabel.

We used to call the wifi cables to mess with each other.

Short range wifi antenna?

Best thing I've ever heard a patch cable called is a "LAN extender"

Now that I think about it, it literally starts with a k sound.