sulgoth

Y'all make it sound like he wouldn't ignore them like he does any other professional trying to do their job around him.

Harder? No. Enamel is harder than steel. It is more brittle though so don't go chewing rocks.

Well the ones that are left will be resistant.

A very cuddly one

It's mostly in death so people put you in the right cemetery.

I think you have to scratch a line through the name. Don't quote me on that I'm far too lazy to look up the rules.

Yeah but they make such a mess.

Well they're McDonald's fries so you can definately do worse.

Not everything fits our should go in a dishwasher either.

Spite is always a valid reason to the spiteful.

Those three fill the bill pretty easily. I'd add Satisfactory for the snarky AI and the general disregard to anything not made of concrete or steel.

I mean I have no idea what that means but I bet it breaks down into something resembling a good descriptor. English causes issues with four letter words with two O's in the middle.