Symbiosis doesn't mean both parties are happy about it.

Wii was just 2 GameCubes in a coat with a fancy new control method. WiiU is another two on their shoulders so it can emulate Games from all three generations.

This is both impressive and terrifying. I love to hate it.

Hippos work, trade some size for extreme violence from the ones that survive the drop.

Adult lunchables

To keep people (see: the homeless) from laying down and sleeping there. Look up hostile architecture/design (also, asshole design) for further examples.

It's more five nights at Freddy's lore, 'the bite of '87'.

Look up milk steak, it's a delicacy and it looks a bit like that.

Bodily autonomy enshrined in a nation's most important document? Yeah that sounds pretty good.

This sounds like something that would be in the back end so likely not. But if spoofing user agents fixes the problem then I'd say it's evidence enough to warrant a deeper look.

Boiling frog effect mostly.

That sounds like a lot of work for what seems to be a worse or at least 'meh' experience.