This reads like a classic blunder
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Not Jagrdrumphl, but Jagrdrumfl. You can tell because of the flthd, it's not phlps
Jagr means hunter
Drumpf means drum (connotates a war drum)
the fl suffix indicates a flourish either literally (like a flower) or metaphorically like a parade.
Jagrdrumpfl would be "The Hunter Wardrum Parade"
A Wardrum Flower sounds magical.
That's amazing XD
"Hey buddy, can you grab me my screwdriver?"
"Sure dad!"
nervous sweating as he realizes he can't pick it up
Really grim story, that. They say it's forged from Philip's head.
You forgot the saddest part. Philip's last name was Robertson, who didn't take it too well. Now he's got a flat head
I'd rather have Thorx screwdriver nowadays
Electric screwdriver! Who'd have a sonic?!
*Thunder screwdriver
... That would be sonic again which we have established as laaaaam0r. ಠ_ಠ
Pretty sure Thor can control lightning with the thing, no?
Lmao, building a house with Thors hammer....
Like mouse hunting with a .50 cal rifle.
"Whosoever holds this screwdriver, if they be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor." -Odin, probably