this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2025
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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

You do realize, the detection sensor needs to be firmly attached.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

Reminds me of the monowheels in South Park

maybe NSFW

People in South Park mounting monowheels with some controls going into their butt and mouth

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 15 hours ago

I'm just imagining being relaxed and going fast, then something startled you and BAM. Suddenly brake and fly off the board. Maybe have a humourous landing in a dumpster or a pile of manure.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

wait. is clench=accelerate or clench=slow down?

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

I think clench to brake would make more sense. Just relax and you'll be cruising

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Like the uniwheel thing on South Park