this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2025
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[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Chess - then I'd look athletic while doing it.

[–] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

Only right answer

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

"Well, I used to run cross-country and long-distance track. No need for that face, close your mouth, or you'll start catching flies."

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Parkour, free running, ninja warrior type stuff. I would probably injury myself really quickly though.

[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

I once knew one unathletic person who liked soccer and claimed that he was going to be the second Christiano Ronaldo, but one of his friends also claimed to be the second Christiano Ronaldo. Their drama completely wrecked their soccer team, and unable to find people to play with, that guy just switched to playing Fifa on his Xbox. All the people in this scenario were young adults, lmao

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Edit: Bunjee jumping.

I'm not happy with what this comment originally was. So I have changed it.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, bungee jumping

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Since we're discussing fantasies, ōllamalīztli.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Golf. For the irony.

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