Chess - then I'd look athletic while doing it.
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Lindy Hop?
Only right answer
"Well, I used to run cross-country and long-distance track. No need for that face, close your mouth, or you'll start catching flies."
Parkour, free running, ninja warrior type stuff. I would probably injury myself really quickly though.
I once knew one unathletic person who liked soccer and claimed that he was going to be the second Christiano Ronaldo, but one of his friends also claimed to be the second Christiano Ronaldo. Their drama completely wrecked their soccer team, and unable to find people to play with, that guy just switched to playing Fifa on his Xbox. All the people in this scenario were young adults, lmao
Edit: Bunjee jumping.
I'm not happy with what this comment originally was. So I have changed it.
Ah, bungee jumping
Snooker
Golf. For the irony.