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[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I think a more nuanced answer is better: "Only if you believe mammals and fish are not mutually exclusive."

[–] tyler@programming.dev 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the even more nuanced answer is that “fish” is not a scientific category so comparing it to mammals makes no sense.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Got it , got it... writes in margin

Ichthyology ≠ Science

[–] tyler@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish

In a break from the long tradition of grouping all fish into a single class (''Pisces''), modern phylogenetics views fish as a paraphyletic group.

Paraphyly is a taxonomic term describing a grouping that consists of the grouping's last common ancestor and some but not all of its descendant lineages. The grouping is said to be paraphyletic with respect to the excluded subgroups. In contrast, a monophyletic grouping (a clade) includes a common ancestor and all of its descendants.

This is in contrast to the class Mammalia which is a complete clade.

In other words, I could make up a branch of science called foobarthology that studies Jurassic raptors, whales, and the Rock Dove, but that doesn’t mean those things are related, or a ‘true’ scientific group of their own. It just means I put them together for some other reason, either cause it’s easier for the requirements of the job, or I wanted to, or many other reasons including historical.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Scientific group" is not the applicable term. "natural group" or "monophyletic group" or "clade", would be more... scientific

[–] tyler@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Sure, and not calling them fish is even more scientific. From a grouping perspective, (which is how you refer to it) there is no such group.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

lol no. Whales are clearly not foobars.

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 7 points 1 month ago

I'm flattered, honestly, that guy is my favorite treefucker.

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 8 points 1 month ago

Humans living under the sea are fish.

Like people in Netherlands.

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)


or something, I'm not a biologist

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Continuing a long proud tradition of "midwit" memes being made exclusively by people who think they're the 145 IQ guy, but are actually the the 55 IQ guy who found a brown hood.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Whales aren’t fish, they’re whales. There is no such thing as a fish.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don’t know how many times I have to say this, I AM NOT A FISH! I am a regular tasty human, and frankly I’m growing real tired of these targeted attacks. You people are ridiculous. I won’t swi-STAND! Y-we stand. I won’t stand for this!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guys I think this guy might be a fish

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guys, I think this guy might be a HUGE JERK FACE!

[–] count_duckula@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dunno mate, seems like a dragon to me.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A dragon with a jerk for a face.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No that guy's Canadian I think

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

STOP TELLING PEOPLE I’M A FISH!!!

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[–] Hagdos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Whaddayamean there's no such thing as a fish? I just ate one!

[–] lime@feddit.nu 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 9 points 1 month ago

Yes but only when culinary, this is why it's okay for vegans to eat whale.

[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This tracks, berries keep their seeds on the inside. Whales are bananas and vice versa.

[–] azi@mander.xyz 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Broke: Whales are fish because they look like other fish

Woke: Whales aren't fish because they're in the class Mammalia, not Pisces

Bespoke: Whales are fish because any monophyletic group that encompasses all the fishes must also include the clade Tetrapoda

Artichoke: Whales aren't fish because fishes are a paraphyletic group that includes the entire clade Vertebrata at the exclusion of the clade Tetrapoda.

Stick and Poke: Whales are fish because they've developed the same bodyplan and are in the same ecological niche as the pelagic fishes.

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[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look all I'm saying is Hank Green agrees with me that whales are fish.

https://youtu.be/-C3lR3pczjo

[–] teft@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hank Green is great but good god the adhd runs strong in that one. Watch some of his vlogbrothers videos and count the number of cuts. It's like watching Liam Neeson jump a fence.

Maybe that's why I like him so much lol

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

As one of the horde of neurodivergent folks that love Hank's content, I kind of need it this way. Chris Boden is another one. Long, still, static shots, just punch me right in the attention span and are hard to get through. It takes way more effort than the occasional jump-cut to pull off.

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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago

You can't fool me. I've read Moby Dick and Melville dedicated an entire chapter about how whales are absolutely fish

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know a doctor of marine biology who disagrees with your assessment.

Everyone that doesn't revel in their fishness is a coward or worse, a creationist.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

whales are fish because they successfully went back to the ocean and i'm jealous

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Whales are mammals. How is the dude on the right even being pedantic and not just outright dumb?

[–] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Fish" isn't a real type of animal, it's a term of convenience for similar looking/acting things that humans have lumped together.

Its taking that back to the medieval level of "whales are fish"... Which ignores that key difference of them breathing air and not having gills.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Calling something a fish is like calling something a tree.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

you're a tree

[–] chaos@beehaw.org 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There isn't a simple evolutionary definition of "fish", not the same way there is for, say, mammals. If you found the common ancestor of everything we call a mammal and said "everything descended from this one is also a mammal", you'd be correct. If you did that for everything we call fish, every animal in the world would be a fish. Also, we decided which animals were fish mostly on vibes, so without a clear definition you can pedantically argue that everything is a fish including mammals.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's not quite true. A lot of worms, for example, wouldn't be fish, but all fish would be worms. Most invertebrates also wouldn't be fish.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't that only if they are born between February 19th and March 20th? 🤔

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Those are fishies.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"BuT thEy aRe iN ThE sAmE tReE oN thE fUnnY ChArT!!!1!!1"

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