A history of all of our misdeeds and self-inflicted suffering, probably 1gb of compressed literature and 3gb of imagery and video, along with an Earnest plea:

Please if you are able, either teach us how to save us from ourselves, or be merciful and destroy us. Don't let this self-inflicted carnage of we barely sapient creatures commit on one another due to lack of meaningful intellect or empathy continue.

Either take our hand and teach us as the confused, selfish, irrational children that we are, or just end this evolutionary mistake.

A really long pocket call

onenightinparis.mov

Dick pics.

several ~~dozen~~ thousand copies of the original doom

edit: checked the size of the original doom and its a lot smaller than i realised

bill wurtz history of the world

We surrender.

Nudes.

Please keep your faith to yourself, we have too many as it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arbgB6REBmU

Piggy poop balls

an SOS