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This comic started out as an attempt to make pornography. It degenerated into a sex comedy pretty much immediately

Posting new comics, and old comics until we're caught up

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Overbite (midwest.social)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
 

https://www.oglaf.com/overbite/

Alt textA distant gargle

Title textAnd that's why we have this commemorative plaque.

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Say, how can I become a fucksmith?

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Practice practice practice.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, but do I have to fuck a blacksmith? Or do I have to just hammer it in while fucking job agnostic?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As i understand it, you need a platinum mold and a ready supply of silicone.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

I am not sure if I can source all of that, that late in the evening, but I'll try.

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

Fucking practice

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Well, unless there's a school or apprenticeship available, you probably want to start on the amateur path. Embrace your own desires first and try to become open to eventually sharing your output with others. Mindful observation and creative practice should help build up some skills. Eventually you should find out what a fulfilling personal truly bespoke fuck is for you.

Eventually you may start spontaneously giving fucks without attachment or expectations. This will bring new experiences and contacts but also new personal insights. That is often an exciting and satisfying aspect of almost any hobby.

If you do find a way to make money, then you'll be essentially a professional fucksmith. But being an amateur is a popular and rewarding thing in itself.

So, go ahead and give yourself some good fucks and see where the journey takes you.

[–] sness@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Background as an event coordinator, maybe a bit as a choreographer.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't this just the plot of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago

I don't remember that movie having a fucksmith

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 6 points 1 month ago