this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2025
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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

They've mistaken me for you.

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

My default response to answers I don't know or don't want others to know.

"I'm legally unable to answer that question"

[–] echo 2 points 1 month ago

They can have it... already switched to Firefox when Google killed ad blocking.

[–] bobbyfiend@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

My FB account, for the last year or two, is nothing but hundreds of memes and comments yelling at conservatives for being hypocrites and fascists.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I stole some gummy worms from the supermarket candy bin in 1985.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Because I fucked ur mum in the bum

[–] Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Because I nearly won a National Merit Scholarship while already being an avowed communist and refusing to say the Pledge of Allegiance in class.

...Okay, maybe that answer was too realistic.