It's not the scientists, it's a single journalist who is popping out these headlines. Some of those caught attention.
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2025
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They could have just used inanimate objects not requiring bisection; basketballs, refrigerators, cars, busses, buildings, etc. Why bring sn abattoir into the mix?
How much is it in bananas?
The thing that's bothering me is that they ended a question with a period. Why, random person on the Internet, why?
Halved with a vertical cut.
Bifurcated down between the eyes
Laterally.
What's with the spherical comments in a vacuum?
One of the first things they will teach you in engineering design is to start by simplifying the model. So if you're trying to figure out something like the surface area is a fish you assume it's a cylinder then the math is easy. Same thing with assuming the object is in a vacuum. If you do that you ignore wind resistance and it makes the math easier. You can come back later and take the wind resistance into account.
Easy. Just imagine only the spots part.