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[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (9 children)

I have never fucked a woman but I fucked my first man at 29. Does that make me virgin?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 days ago

Nah any sex is losing your virginity

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Is "gold star" dude a thing, or do only women get that label?

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I'd say 'no', if you think it's fine to call it 'fucking', you're definitely not a virgin anymore. It's always subjective, though, some people think it's only 'sex' if it's p and v with at least one orgasm. Feels fucked up to validate the kinds of people who think 'soaking' makes sense in any way, but when you start considering lesbians, the subjectiveness becomes quite apparent.

From Oxford:

physical activity between two people in which they touch each other’s sexual organs, and which may include sexual intercourse

It's not complicated, whether you're doing manual stimulation, oral stimulation, or penetration, it's all sex. Any other definition is trying to justify some behavior you feel would be inappropriate if labeled as "sex."

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

if you think it's fine to call it 'fucking', you're definitely not a virgin anymore

Oh, that's great to hear because I think it's fine to say that I've fucked up more than once in my life. So I'm no longer a virgin 🙌

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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago

I was afraid of that as well

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