That "Goth" chick just rinsed this dude to watch her perform a dance.
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My gay friends call me a platinum star because I never fucked a woman and I'm a cesarian section.
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"Gold star" means "never had sex with the opposite gender" in LGBTQ+ slang. My man here managed to dodge the pussy at birth too, elevating him to platinum rank.
oooooh. Thanks !
pulls out $600 and asks for happy ending
You're not a virgin because you're bad with women. You're a virgin because you're bad with money.
yeah maybe hire an actual prostitute instead of assuming all women offering a service you don't understand are actually just whores
anon deserves his blue balls
she implied anon could've recieved that service if anon wasn't "too spiritually pure" defo a prostitute, at least as a side hustle.
(if this story was real that is, which of course it is not)
Anon is very obviously describing a prostitute who lives somewhere where it is illegal and thus advertising with innuendo. Anon was turned down by a prostitute. Also the only one calling women whores was you.
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>get psych degree
>become disillusioned with the world and my minuscule place in it
>distaste for society rising
>decide to open a little witch shop
>even offer subtle counseling
>occasionally rip chuds out of their hate holes
>never had a customer leave without personal growth
>be yesterday
>laundromat fire left me with barely any clothes
>fuckthisqueerhatingearth.png
>still have customers today
>can’t cancel without incurring penalties
>fuckthisqueerhatingcreditprocessor.fat
>smell like burnt plastic
>wearing rescued sheets from head to toe
>appointments not going too bad considering the circumstances
>then arrived the mound
>a ball of unwashed hair stretching out into a protective sphere
>sebum flows and drips from my bead draped doorframe as walks in
>understand immediately that I have to do something about this
>I’ll save this one Jonny
>but I can’t get a word out of him
>he communicates only in grunts
>he's distracted for some reason
>finally give up as the hour elapses
>grasp failure for the first time
>as he leaves, he suddenly turns, whipping salty droplets onto my face
>I convulse but keep my composure
>finally hear his voice
>think we’re finally going to talk
>he extends a wad of money toward me and begs for a handy
>the straw that broke the camel’s back
>can barely squeak out an apology as I exit the room and begin crying
>I just wanted to help👏👏👏 BRAVO 👏👏👏
Go to a rave and do some meth.
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Average CIA agent
You got invited to Langley? Fuck yeah, man. Everyone gets laid at Langley
Covers' blown, get out of there Dasus!
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Joke's on you; I have ADHD. Meth just makes me even more quiet and reserved.
If you want to come out of your shell and get laid at a rave, I recommend candy flipping. Psychedelics will turn the most reserved introvert into a social butterfly, and the MDMA is to take the edge off, so that you can just enjoy tripping in public without having to face your demons and discover the meaning of life. The combo makes sex so much better too.
Yeah that's now how anything works and I don't care to argue as I've had the debate 100000000x times
takes meth
recedes into self
contemplated naval while everyone else is bouncing off the walls
checks label
"What kind of meth is it when it's called Fentanyl?"
Well yes it's much more nuanced than that, but we're in a 4chan community so I'm not about to drop a novel here, either.
Some folks around here really down bad
Gay dudes are always waiting to help the down and out.
"I see you more as a brother"
"How much to see me as a step brother?"
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