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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When does the Telsa version of this video drop?

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's scheduled to be filmed just after the salute tutorial is released.

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[–] kungen@feddit.nu 4 points 3 weeks ago

I can't even blame Tesla drivers for not blinking, it's awfully designed... it'll stay blinking for too long, then if you try to turn it off by putting it a bit in the opposite direction, now you're blinking that way instead.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

429k views

And yet no progress. So sad.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

Bravo! I'll need to have a look, do they also have a video with helpful hints for overcoming the blind spots that prevent you from fitting your BMW into a single parking space in crowed parking lots?

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I am so terminally carless and unautomobile pilled that I have literally no clue what this is about.

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[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I seem to have issues with clapped out Altima's not signaling and zipping in and out of traffic more than BMWs or other luxury brands.

[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Altima is not signaling.

[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I've seen the stereotype of Altima owners being bad/dangerous drivers around the internet a few times, and I'm curious as to how it developed... The Altima always struck me as a pretty typical mid-size sedan, so I'm not sure what about it would attract a higher proportion of bad drivers over other similar vehicles, or why people would zero in on bad Altima drivers over anyone else.

Since I've learned of the stereotype, I have periodically noticed Altima drivers doing stupid things, but I also see a lot of Altimas and a lot of dumb drivers in general, so I haven't been able to tell if the incidence of bad drivers in Altimas is higher than the norm.

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[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

490k views? Obviously not being viewed by the BMW drivers in my area.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

They missed the signal.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

I miss the days when sales reps in hire-purchase and company beamers and Audis were the worst people we had to share the road with.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

AI powered bleeding edge fly-by-wire modern innovation in turn signals

$34.99 per month plus tax for basic turn signals. If you refuse to pay for basic only half your cylinders will fire and your redline is reduced to 3500rpm. Also you don't have turn signals.

I have a growing personal hatred of people in white pearl-coat cars right now. They are the new BMWs for me.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why tho? Is it the mindset of “my car looks so good everyone has their eyes on me so they’ll see me turning? Because every time I see a bmw it’s without fail merge/turn without a signal

[–] General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I’m always reminded of the scene in Alice in Wonderland where the talking flowers explain to her that they can talk because they’re planted in firm soil, while those planted in soft soil are asleep all the time.

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