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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A friend, in the market for a new car, asked me if he should get a Sentra or a Jetta.

I related all the reasons why a Sentra would be a better choice than a Jetta, and then said, "So if it was me, I would get the Jetta, because that is clearly the wrong choice."

[–] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I have this meme visually in my mind.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I honestly can’t remember if I took my meds this morning. I think I did, but I’m not sure. Can’t take them again just in case because if I take too much my heart goes zoooooom

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Gotta get one of those pill bottles that have a cap with a timer showing how long since you opened it

[–] jendrik@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would open the bottle, then remember that i need to Walter my plants and never think about the meds for the next 3 days.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait, you guys remember to water your plants?

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

I got cactuses and they take a lot longer to die. I kept a peace lily alive for four years and it died last year after a really mentally rough several months and it crushed me so bad.

[–] jendrik@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

Once a year (roughly)

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

I got one of those boxes with small containers with weekdays printed on them. So I just need go look for the box of the day to see if I've took it.

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Cons: Anxiety, Dry mouth, Weakness, Stomachache, Headache, Weight loss, Constipation, Less interest in sex, Unusual sense of well-being, Difficulty keeping an erection, Twitching...

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Unusual sense of well-being

That's... why I'm here

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Don't leave out tachycardia, the sole reason I can't take any stimulants.😞

I miss the focus and mental calm lisdexamfetamine gave me. Not having a storm of thoughts in my head was such a nice state to be in.

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stims give you constipation?

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's on there

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cons: chance of not sleeping that night

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

Be real, we were just going to stare at the ceiling wide awake for hours anyway. Id rather do the stimulant powernap.

[–] AppleStrudel@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Cons:

  1. Someone at work said something and I felt bad. So I'm not gonna take anymore for the rest of the day~
  2. I woke up too late... Meh, it's too much work to figure out when to take them.
  3. I hyperfocused on something and skipped my alarm, now I'm an hour late to my dose. Oh well, maybe I should just skip this one.
  4. I accidentally took a double, oops. Let me minus one off from later in the day.
  5. Did I just take it? I did remember taking it, I think, maybe? But I forgot to mark it off... Or was it a memory from yesterday? Oh well, guess I wouldn't really know now, so I'm just not going to take another.
  6. I just don't feel like it today.
[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Me, 2 hours later: "Why can't I concentrate on anything- OH SHIT"

cons, I'll miss you