It's a shame whales are all spending their time playing gacha games, they'd be phenomenal basket players.
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2025
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There's no rule saying whales CAN'T play basketball.
They should stick to knocking rich people out of their sailboats.
They can do two things. Who says they can't?
Why can't those two things be "knocking rich people out of their sailboats" and "eating said rich people"?
Ain’t not no unrules that can’t unsay whales aren’t unable to play basketball
I used to have this idea that you could get one of those enormously fat, like 1200 pound dudes, suit them up in hockey goalie gear and slide them out in front of the goal and it would be impossible to score on them, even if they did nothing but just sit there being in the way. Then I watched a video where they did exactly this and then a bunch of minor-league hockey players just nailed 100% of their shots into the exposed corners. Turns out hockey players can actually aim their shit -- oh well.
There was a commercial a while back where they had a walrus named Duncan in goal for a hockey team, and he was blocking shots pretty well...until he started to fall asleep.
How in the fuck did they score 18 points in 91 seconds?!?
They played whalley well.
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