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[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

Teleport how often?

[–] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

3 or 6 if there’s no cooldown. People talk about not being able to get through walls when over open ground you can hit potentially limitless speed without gaining inertia and going splat if something pulls out in front of you. Same with deaging, so long as the cooldown isn’t longer than 10 hours, you’re Benjamin-Buttoning it.

[–] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I'm 10 hours younger (5 seconds later) , I'm 19 hours 59 minutes and 55 seconds younger, rinse and repeat until you reach your desired age. Immortality?

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But you're not actually losing age in this one, just looking 10 hours younger so it wouldn't really stack.

[–] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Oh dang. You'd still die from old age.

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5 and then make stuff where the switches are all miniature toasters.

[–] moseschrute@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Does toaster control imply I can also read the internal state of the toaster with my mind? Like can I detect if the bread is about to burn?

[–] visc@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No one is thinking of building a toaster with wheels and cameras ?

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago

ce n'est pas un grille-pain.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
  1. The second nose, but can I decide where?
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[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Speaking Khitan would actually be really cool for my field

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Depending on if 3 has a cool down or energy cost, that's probably the one.

Also they missed: 10. Milk

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

so i can say inside your skull? Ayooo

but seriously it's the teleport assuming there's no or negligible cast time. the only thing you can't do is tp through a thick obstacle but you can repeatedly use it through continuous routes to travel long distances in very fast.

if not then toaster control ain't that bad either.

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