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submitted 1 week ago by tfm@europe.pub to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Please, programmers orgasm, when they are able merge the code with no conflicts.

[–] 8osm3rka@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like how there's a subtle masturbation joke here

[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If there is one, it is definitely unintentional.

[–] Thaurin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Nice! Another one!

[–] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Aaaah, that green ✅ on azdo 👨🏾‍🍳💋🤌🏾

[–] dsilverz@calckey.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

@tfm@europe.pub

When you treat Assembly as a full-fledged, high-level, hot-reload-able language:

Screenshot of a three-panel VSCode showing: - Assembly code using GNU GAS syntax - Makefile with assembling, compiling and linking instructions (names blurred) - A bottom panel showing Nodemon (otherwise intended for Node.js) hot-reloading Assembly and showing its output: "sarc.asm".

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Aw, no pie?😩

[–] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I orgasm hard when I find a new error other than the one I've been battling for the better part of a week.

[–] AntY@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can emacs export to asm from an org-file?

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Can ~~emacs~~ (n)vim export to asm from an org-file?