this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
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[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 21 points 1 week ago

This got me. Very good. Much laugh.

[–] BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

New band name: Alien Prolapse

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Infinite Sphincter Sequence

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah man…. Nah…. 🤦‍♂️

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah man... Yeah ... Really brings a new definition to the ISS

[–] quid_pro_joe@infosec.pub 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This would imply the existence of butthuggers

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You already doo, no?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

Anuception.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if they eat. Certainly they must, but I don't know if I've seen it.

If they eat they should probably poop. Right?

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

If they were the perfect organism, and they are, they would just use their acid to dissolve everything they couldn't digest and build their organic structure with it

ass...

ticipation

[–] sundray@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

It is the perfect organism...

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"I got a bad feeling about this drop"

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

....aaaand there's a new Pornhub tab.