Shitty Ask Lemmy

Any complaint ever delivered in a retail setting.

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Without any context or restrictions I can come up with some absolutely absurd complaints.

"There's too much pineapple in my pineapple!"

"This water is too wet."

"That cat is a terrible dish rag. It keeps making me bleed."

"When I mute the TV it's too quiet."

"There are no other shapes in my Cheerios other than O."

"There's too much nudity in this porn."