This has to be satire.
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2025
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There's no way that last sentence especially isn't satire
It’s not. It’s from 2008 and the site is still posting weird shit now.
Here’s an archive of this particular tip, the others are cringe too. So are the comments
Edit: there was a dating tips newsletter too
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Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?
It's typo progressive for him. He's the "your wife shouldn't get wet" type.
Edit: autocorrect fail in the worst/best way there
Dont get her wet, don't feed her after midnight. Hes very strict about rules for his wife.
Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?
Madam, my compliments to your ovaries 🎩💪🏼🥚🙇
My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.
Pretty sure that's my first gag-upvote. Thanks, I guess.
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Damn I guess I’ve never ovulated in my life
The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.
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Rings true to me. My wife never vacuums and is past menopause.
Yes, please do that. So we are immediately aware that we should get away as fast as possible.
I feel sorry for any guy dumb enough to try this. Also my friends mom when i was 13 vacuumed every day and rearranged all furniture and vacuumed behind everything once a week.
Wow what a cycle that must have sucked