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History Memes

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Dav09@mander.xyz to c/historymemes@lemmy.world
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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Just a reminder that the comm has moved to !historymemes@piefed.social

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

2 looks like they're having a really, really bad day.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 2 weeks ago

They're freebleeding

[–] derry@midwest.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

3

[–] ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

7 all the way. Riding my trusty steed to face the day! Slowly.

[–] Kitchel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

With a bare ass grinding the shell (non-sexual).

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm reading this whilst taking a shit, so... 2 I guess?

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

2, stage 4 hemmy showed up. Time to get a doctor to put a new hole in my ass.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 2 weeks ago

Good luck with the hemmie homie

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Def #4

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

riding my slug.

holding my lance.

moisturized. vibin.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a snail, not a slug, but the source material probably said "Schnecke" so you still get full points

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

7 is goal but I'm just a 3

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

idk im fucking dying

[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That would be 3

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ok, but not balding

[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You are balding inside

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wishing I was an 8, while in reality being just a 4.

In

Many

Ways

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

1 -

"Waddaya mean I got no pants?"

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Straight up 8 baby