The Onion and other satire w/ layers

1415 readers

353 users here now

For posting satire from The Onion and other similar sources.

redundancy, but not for its own sake

Be nice. All instance rules apply.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

can@sh.itjust.works

Introducing ChatPerson (www.mcsweeneys.net)

submitted 1 day ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

1 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Joining ChatGPT, Gemini, Meta, and many other powerful chatbot services, we are proud to announce the release of our new RI (real intelligence) service, ChatPerson.

Unlike other chatbots, ChatPerson’s answers to your queries are provided by real humans. Specifically, it is staffed by writers, artists, and researchers whose livelihoods are in peril thanks to chatbots. Ask ChatPerson anything you would ask your favorite chatbot, and it will answer within seconds. Below are a few FAQs about this exciting new service.

How will ChatPerson make money?
How does ChatGPT make money?

Oh, uh… hmm. Wait, how does it make money?
Don’t worry about it. [...]

top 1 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 6 points 23 hours ago

I'm stealing that "RI" bit.