The Onion and other satire w/ layers

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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English (thecivilian.co.nz)

submitted 12 hours ago by SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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[Video] Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work (youtu.be)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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cw:

spoiler

they say "retarded" at around 1:40 (the video is 15 years old)

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Ontario snowbirds now spending winters in Toronto, summers in Iqaluit (www.thebeaverton.com)

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9/11 Truther Questions Why There Were Two Huge Bullseyes Painted On Side Of Twin Towers (youtu.be)

submitted 1 week ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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(2011) Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With 23 Afghanis (youtu.be)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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With Autistic reporter Michael Falk

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[Video] Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole? (youtu.be)

submitted 2 weeks ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Doug Ford closes Safe Injection Site to make way for new All-You-Can-Drink Booze Guzzler’s Emporium (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Alarming Report Finds Nation’s Fuckers Now Have 83% More Nerve (theonion.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Excerpt:

... said lead researcher Christo Garcia, confirming that the nation’s fuckers were already 65% less likely to screw off and jump up their own asses than they were even six months ago.

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Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up (www.theonion.com)

submitted 1 month ago by h3mlocke@lemm.ee to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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The 20 Worst Games You Could Have Brought to This Desert Island That We're Stranded on, You Moron (hard-drive.net)

submitted 1 month ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Bully From Early Nineties Anti-Drug PSA Still Pushing Handfuls of Pre-Rolled Joints (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 1 month ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Singer Adlibs Little Laugh At End Of Track To Signify Fun Time Was Had (www.theonion.com)

submitted 1 month ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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