Interesting intel fanfic.
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2025
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Well that was deeper than i expected
"She fucked too many guys"
Waaaaaahhh oh no my partner is good at sex, oh woe is me.
I've never slept with anyone with a single digit body count that wasn't fucking awful in the sack.
My wife was a huge slut. She's great at sex. Sex is fun!
It’s definitely dated now, but Robin Williams’ joke about Islamic suicide bombers getting to heaven and being met with 72 virgins was what made me realize that society had it all wrong about promiscuity.
“And now for my talent portion…”
Don’t get me wrong, it’s an unfair generalization to say that virgins/less experienced are uniformly bad at sex (some people just ‘get it’), but it’s generally more accurate that practice makes perfect. (Or maybe that those who have more of an aptitude and interest ‘practice’ more… same result, either way.)
Case in point. Sluts are the best.
Forgot to mention that I was a slut in college, too! Woooo
so spacenoodle's noodle has been in various spaces?
Heh
Eh, context. If it's meant without protection, it's a very different story. STDs are still a thing.
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Been there more than a few times. Dont wait people it almpst never works out. Dont say never though, someone people do win lotteries occasionally.
So... much... to unpack.