When I was doing sales, every 2 weeks. Now that I don't ever see a client, I buzz cut once a year. Might go 2 years this time so I can be a proper Gandalf for Halloween.
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When my wife states I'm looking too much like a murderhobo which can be from three months to a year depending.
About every 3-4 weeks.
Yeah, I used to go to a place where they'd schedule me out based on three weeks, which I liked better, but now this new place leaves it to me to remember and schedule myself. I don't remember, so it's closer to 4-5 weeks.
i shave my head twice a week, because i have the fantastic luck to have incredibly thick hair, and since 22, mpb.
But you prefer the bald look?
put it this way, i'm no patrick stewart. i did not pull the look off.
I go with a ponytail, and haven't had even a trim in 2 years.
If I had my preference I'd go in about once every few months to have more vivid hair dye applied, and get a trim then.
No
I think I had one back in the late 90s. Now-a-days nature takes care of it.
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I shaved my head every day or so
Depends on the style I'm going for, when my depression isn't an issue anyway.
In recent years, every month or every 2-3 weeks if I want to appear more groomed. I'll be getting another mohawk (I used to be a fan of them) this year, which would require shaving the sides every two days.
It's been like 6 months for me. I've gone over a year before. I have thrash metal hair though. lol.
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A full haircut once a month with a cleanup 2 weeks in. My hair is thick as fuck and grows pretty quickly, so I need to stay on top of it.
I cut my own hair for years using clippers, but within the last few years started going to get it cut because they do a better job.
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The last cut was in 1999 to clean up an undercut. It got longer for about 15 years after that. Now it gets shorter, thinner, and balder, every day.
6 to 8 weeks. If I allowed it, my vanity would have it closer to every 4 weeks but that's an expensive indulgence so I just look like a need a haircut a lot of the time.
Every 5-10 years as it's to expensive for me to get one and have to be incredibly lucky to get one.
About once a week. I'm bald though.
Around 2004 for my last hairdresser haircut, and about twice a year I take a hand span off the end myself. I have my hair long and I eat a lot of protein so it grows quickly.
Beard on the other hand is weekly or thereabouts.
4-6 weeks
I cut my hair approximately once every three months
I donate my hair about every 18 months. 😉
Alright since we are on this topic, I am gonna ask how y'all keep a straight face when a mirror is placed in front of you for about 30-45m straight?
I cannot, for the love of god, stop my smile at all. Especially when I'm slowly transitioning to a new look, I just can't stop smiling when a mirror is placed in front of me. Feels extremely awkward when a guy is working on you and you starts smiling for no reason.
That being said, I'm due for a haircut now. Planning to do it by this weekend. Last I got my haircut was in June(!). So, a good 2½ months.
Why would you want to stop yourself from smiling? Getting a fresh haircut and seeing it take shape sounds like a very good reason to smile.
You... smile... in front of a mirror? Why?
Umm.. idk I am just too smiley ig. When I'm actively doing something infront of mirror I do not smile like a maniac tho. It only happens when I'm just sitting idle and seeing my face.
Can't definitively say this is a you thing, but this is very much not a me thing.
I have long hair but I touch up my undercut every other week or so, i just do it myself
What is it, September? Let’s see, last one was…. February.
I retired in January. lol
Buzz it down with no-guard clippers twice a week. Sometimes shave it complely, but not often. Trim the beard when it gets itchy.
I gave up and just grew it out cos I would need one after like a month
My spouse goes every 4 weeks. He has an undercut and doesn't trust my shaky hands with the trimmer :D
I shave my head in the shower every couple of days. Trim my beard once a week.
I think once every 2 months is about average. I wait 5 months.
Twice a year. I always go for a short cut and then grow it out until it annoys me.
I never cared about having a consistent look.
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My hair grows fast enough that if I wanted it to stay a specific style it’d need cut probably more than once a month. However, I typically just change the way I part it as it grows. It doesn’t look too bad at any stage, though I basically just slowly transition from looking like a fed to looking like the guys in the fourth Harry Potter movie lol.
It takes about 3-4 months for it to go from 2in on top to being annoyingly long. Probably closer to 5 for it to be like getting in my mouth when the wind blows.
And hey you can have long hair and still look “groomed” btw, just got to figure out how to style it right
Edit: I have straight hair btw with some but not a lot of natural volume. If I had curly hair I could likely let it grow longer without feeling the need to cut it.
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