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Creative, but not immoral. The cheese drink must be like concentrated chowder. The cocoa mac is basically a dessert (after googling I learned there is such a thing as chocolate pasta)

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago
[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm going to try to get my adult kid to eat this, wish me luck!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If it means anything to you, you could probably film this and it would be trending on TikTok for at least a week.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol so far they've told me to screw off.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't waste the food.
Eat it yourself and send the video.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol, That's an unexpected twist. Pass.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I was full on expecting you calling yourself the adult kid lol

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As of now the results are "screw off" lol

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

I'd take that as a win lol

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Now look here, even a nihilistic baby eating necrophiliac like me has to have some limits! That's just sick!"

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

even a nihilistic baby eating necrophiliac

*necrophiliacs

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 2 points 3 days ago

"There's more than one of us?! Dear God!"

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Some things seemingly transcend morality into objectivity

More study is urgently imperative

[–] licheas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I mean, the values I hold are subjective, sure. but with an established set of values; you can objectively say "yeah, that's fucked up". And I'm fairly sure that I don't want to meet anyone whose values are so fucked that this is morally acceptable.

[–] ravenaspiring@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Please... Post the research to Reddit or Twitter and leave my Lemmy eyes to focus on puppies, cats, and news that keeps me infuriated.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Idk the cheese drink is a no but the swiss miss mac and cheese could be great.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You could use it instead of milk/soup for a Béchamel style sauce. Thicken it up and you got yourself a cheese dip

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Mac and choc

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Finally, someone with some fucking culture

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah treat it as a dessert and it can work. The cheese is basically just a dip. Just grab some chips and dip away.

Social mores dictate morality.... For all we know some forgotten tribe of humans would sacrifice their first bornes to be transported to flavor town via cheese drink, let alone swiss miss Mac.

Hell, I imagine if we gave swiss miss Mac to a person that predates humans indulging in complex carbohydrates they'd deify us.

[–] dondelelcaro@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

That's a really sad attempt at a mole.

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Would be much better without the text