And somehow the coke can has a higher kill count
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I prefer coke can with lemon flavor type SCP
lemon flavor
Still better than Joe flavour.
Not as good as a cup of O though.
You forgot the third kind, A sentient sprite can who is an ontological reality restructuring supergod AI hybrid which can destroy the multi verse if its tab is ever cracked, whos containment requires no less than 5 time paradoxes, a trip to the noosphere with reality warping stabilizers, an obligitory doctor Bright or Nobody shout out, 45 minutes of real time reading a mid tales-from story, 15 new psudoscientific jargon words, and 3 rereadings to even begin to understand the story.
I prefer the coke can with lemon lime.
That one goes on the left. Doesn't matter how contrived, it's still "thing destroys everything"
Well now hang on there’s also [REDACTED]
Let's not forget ⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
I always try to aim for euclids usually along the lines of "Just plain weird and kinda horrifying but not an existential threat to more than a few people at once, sometimes even helpful if in a way you wish it wasn't."
Do you have an example of an SCP like this?
So these are my own, though I don't have ones posted prior to my migration to lemmy during the great exodus.
- Tumour meat in fast food
- Plants actually cause ageing, though I feel this is my worst.
- Noise air conditioner
- Brain, parasite/
I'd say I'm barely an ok writer but I hope you find them amusing all the same.
beware the [REDACTED]
Existential Horror Toaster :D
Sooo undead crocodile or a can of sprite/7up.