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On top trying to balance my cheeks on two grapes.

Just serve the fruit seperate.

I do not like melons. Because they are cheap they put them in all the fruit salad and they contaminate all the good fruit they touch.

Even fruit salad that doesn't have melon in it (rare), the bananas get turned to mush and the oranges get beat to pulp.

There is no upside to tossing it all together unless you put it in wine for sangria.

Fuck the haters. Fruit salad is top tier brunch food. Right next to scones with salted butter and a medium boiled egg.

No dressing though. Just fruit in a bowl with freshly sliced banana as you serve. Plus two plump blackberries right on top. Four for my mom

Excellent way to hide the slightly metallic flavor of arsenic.

Unprepared or simply sliced fruit is always better than fruit salad.

It’s fine

Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad!

Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)
Take all the fruit that you want to eat
It's gonna be a fruit salad treat!

The first step
Peel your bananas
The second step
Toss in some some grapes
The third step
Chop up some apples
Chop up some melons
And put them on your plate

Now we've made it,It's time to eat it (Uh huh uh)
It tastes so good that you just can't beat it (Uh huh uh)
Give everyone a plate and a spoon
We'll all be eating it very soon!

The first step
Eat up the banana
The second step
Eat up some grapes
The third step
Eat up some apples
Eat the melons
Now there's nothing on your plate

Now we've had our fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's time to put the scraps away (Uh huh uh)
Wash the bowls and wash the spoon
Let's do it all again real soon!

Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy yummy yummy
Fruit salad!

Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy

generally above it with a fork

You still can't make friends with it.

Sugar, yes even fruit, causes inflammation in my body, which is literal pain in all my joints & muscles, and brain fog & depression. This is one peek into my life showing how anything remotely pleasurable has horrific consequences to me, so I've learned to avoid all pleasurable things 😭

Why bother? Like it's just a bunch of fruit in a bowl, why attempt to elevate it to the level of salad?

I like it tossed.