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[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I went through the two websites posted here for graduation year 2008. The only incorrect thing I was taught that I still believed was:

"Learning styles (visual, auditory, kinesthetic) determine how you best learn"

False. Huh.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

I just picked up a book on this! There is, of course, an incredibly racist history to the use of these concepts.

You Are Not a Kinesthetic Learner

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[–] lath@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Alphas.

White Jesus.

IQ.

9 out of 10 dentists.

Apple a day.

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[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (6 children)

The fact that we thought Pluto was a planet seemed absolutely insane at the time but none of the kids could question the adult in the room when the stupid rock is literally not even staying in its own lane

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[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wash your chicken before cooking. Don't do this, it just spreads salmonella all over your sink.

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[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Most of what I learned about genetics is incorrect as when I graduated we thought DNA ran the show.

We were also wrong about why the USSR fell (not a huge surprise)

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[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 15 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Feel like a lot of the "myths" are also just because you're not going to teach a 16-year-old about quantum mechanics to explain why table salt exists

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Well there are deepening levels of understanding depending on the learner's pre-existing understanding of the world (e.g. matter > atoms > protons/neutrons/electrons > fermions), and there are things that are just plain incorrect, that were assumed to be correct, because science advances (e.g. Pluto is a grey ball of boring nothingness very similar to Mercury).

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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 14 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Rome didn't have special rooms for people to vomit in, then resume feasting.

Soviet blocking brigades weren't machine gun nests set up to mow down retreating soviet soldiers.

Vietnam had a regular army, it wasn't entirely a guerrilla force.

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[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

"What you were taught
"Flu shots give you the flu"

What we know now
A common misconception...

Updated understanding emerged around 2020"

Updated for whom? Anti-vaccine idiots?

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[–] Overshoot2648@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fruit and vegetables being separate categories: Fruits are actually a type of vegetable. Additionally cucumbers are melons.

Cyan being a light blue: It is actually 50% green.

Simple machines are fundamental: They completely ignore compliant mechanisms and aren't atomic. Actually atomic mechanisms would be defined by the type of force, the shape, and the compliance.

The only form of Socialism is Marxism and Communism and Capitalism means markets: Look up Mutualism or Syndicalism.

Basically everything with pop psychology.

I am sure there are more, but these were just top of my head.

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[–] Jhuskindle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Ill never accept that Pluto is not a planet! JUSTICE FOR PLUTO

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In the US, Trump would demand this site be “de-woke-ified” to remove “conservative bias” by having any conservative fact disproven removed from results.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Um...what's it say about Tylenol?

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The economy works and real estate is always a good investment. Also, the best thing that can happen to a nation is to be defeated by the US, because the US will then rebuild their infrastructure. The only example that teacher would cite was Japan.

Fm radio travels in waves while am radio travels in beams. This wasn't a science teacher though. This was a media teacher's wisdom.

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[–] audricd@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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