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I like it, though there wasn't a single one of the false facts that I was taught in schools.
"Dinosaurs shed their skin all at once like snakes"
"Girls are naturally not as good at math as boys"
I don't mean to be rude, but If this was taught in your school, everyone around you is probably a moron.
Yeah, the concept is nice, but it tells me that the Big Bang doesn't explain what happened before it (the leading hypothesis is that the Big Bang started time, so there is no "before") and sources a Wikipedia article on spiders. Then, it cites the common myth about Daddy Longlegs being highly venomous, says that that wasn't dispelled until 2020, and then cites a fucking BuzzFeed listicle.
''You won't have a calculator in your pocket all the time!''
I think the biggest one that was drilled into us constantly, especially about WW2 and Nazis was
“ Those Who Cannot Remember the Past Are Condemned To Repeat It”
This was a load of shit as evidenced by what is going on in the USA right now and other parts of the world. The real lesson should have been to push back the second a nazi takes an inch as they will take more if you play the nice and tolerate. Not everyone is well intentioned.
I had this really awesome kind of angry and nihilistic history teacher in H.S. who offered an elective course that studied the repeated patterns through history leading up to genocide. It covered Armenia, Rwanda, and the Holocaust.
I don't know if it was just the fact that we looked at the repeated overlaps between human behavior vs just memorizing historical events, but if more people took a course like Crimes against Humanity maybe they would learn to spot those clear patterns of human behavior that somehow happen over and over again without anyone noticing.
push back the second a nazi takes an inch as they will take more if you play the nice and tolerate. Not everyone is well intentioned.
Yep, the Holocaust didn't happen overnight. It always starts as a slow slide into genocide, but once it picks up steam it turns into an avalanche. It drives me nuts that people keep pretending we should be entertaining any of this as just normal politics. The reaching across the aisle bullshit was insane a year ago (and really 10 years ago), but at this point it is literally enabling this shit to happen. You're a collaborator.
That quote is being proven true right now though?
People don't really remember what happened with the nazis. Most of the people who actually lived that past are dead now.
And the vast mojority of people lack enough empathy/understanding to be able to 'walk a mile in their shoes' as it were and extrapolate the horrors from the most readily available histories.
When I was in school, we were taught that vaccines work. /s
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions
The history list was most interesting in my opinion.
1987 Edison was a genius and invented everything, Turns out he was actually the Elon Musk of his time.
Edison being a giant dick of a patent troll is one of the main reasons Hollywood exists. I'm not sure Musk has anything that impactful on his resume.
Oh I've got a good one. Learned in the American south. Supposedly the American Civil War was not fought over slavery, but differing railroad track widths. Slavery was a minor detail that was a scape goat for the north to force the south to use its standard railroad width.
It's not just about slavery. There was also state's rights (to slavery), and the economic disparity (turns out free men work harder than slaves?!), and a clash of religious ideals (people that interpret the Bible as pro-slavery vs people that believe benevolence requires abolition). There were even one or two spots where water usage rights and federal funding were in controversy.
The American South (several institutions, not necessarily the ppl) will attempt to make any minor issue as the root cause of the Civil War, except for the slavery issue.
Afterall, slavery and racism wasn't that ingrained in the society. If you look past the court cases, extra judicial killings, lynching, riots, coups and massacres.
A short list of things you didn't realize were false, stolen from the most recent episode of the You Are Not So Smart podcast (on Intellectual Humility, Sept 14 2025):
- "The original 1938 radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds lead to a mass panic." -- It did not. However, rumors of a panic spread via newspaper op-eds about how it was a bad idea to get your news through any other medium besides newspapers. Citation: https://slate.com/culture/2013/10/orson-welles-war-of-the-worlds-panic-myth-the-infamous-radio-broadcast-did-not-cause-a-nationwide-hysteria.html
- "You can boil a frog in a pot by gradually raising the temperature of the water." -- This doesn't work; frogs just jump out when they get uncomfortable. Citation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_frog
- "Lemmings march off cliffs to their deaths because they blindly follow one another." -- They don't. Citation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemming#Misconceptions
- "...but I saw it in a Disney documentary!" -- Nope. Turns out the filmmakers paid local kids to capture a bunch of lemmings, spin them around to make them dizzy, then manually threw them off cliffs and filmed it. Citation: https://hyperallergic.com/545742/white-wilderness-disney-nature-documentary/
Sure, some are still taught. Like you can catch a cold from being in the cold.
School experiences are too varied for such a site to exist. Examples:
Climate change was universally agreed upon to exist and be caused by people 30 years ago. For some reason it no longer appears to be.
Leif Erikson was taught to us back then but you’ll find people today that celebrate Columbus.
The book Lies My Teacher Told Me by James W. Loewen goes a long way to accomplish this. At least it did for me.
The United States is a constitutional Republic/democracy with 3 co-equal branches of government...
The mitochondria better still be the power house of the cell. Or we are going to flip some tables and burn the place down.
I don't care if it's wrong, Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed so he could blow himself
Class of 2003.
Food wheel was taught in elementary school. As were the taste bud "zones" and the American Dream.
We had the Food Pyramid here in Canada, which is very similarly a lie pushed by the dairy and grain industries and not linked to any real health benefits.
When I graduated highschool, the idea that some dinosaurs had feathers and evolved into birds was still "fringe science".
The very architecture of the Internet (it was a written with a capital I back then) made it impossible to take over, and traffic would naturally route around any damaged links or nodes.
Google and CloudFlare have since proven that sonsabitches with enough money can subvert it completely, and it only takes a few dudes dragging an anchor from a boat to disconnect entire countries for weeks and months.
I guess the big one for me is the whole Mozart for babies thing. It wasn't Mozart's music making babies and young children smarter, it was a combination of more affluent parents or at least parents with college plus educations having time and income to spend on enrichment activities.
Work hard and you will be rewarded and taken care of. LOLLLLLLLLLL.
The one that immediately springs to mind doesn't exactly fit the criteria, because it wasn't even true at the time that I was taught it in public school in Texas. But my history teacher taught me that no real historian called it the "American Civil War," and that it was correctly called "The War of Northern Aggression." And, of course, although the Confederacy did want to keep slavery legal, their actual central reason for seceding was "states rights."
Like I said, both of those are simply lies. Only propagandists call it "The War of Northern Aggression", and it was always explicitly about slavery.
The sad thing is that I believed and repeated these lies for years after that. Note that, like most people, I didn't have access to the internet to easily check things myself. Since at the time I had zero interest in reading about history, it was difficult to correct my knowledge.
It has demonstrated, to me at least, the importance of keeping propaganda away from children. The more you lie to children, the harder it will be for them to become functioning adults.
For me it's the regions of the tongue thing. It never made any sense, and a 6 year old with a sugar cube could have disproved it. Yet they taught it in schools for years.
Five senses; taste, touch, smell, sight, hearing, acceleration, temperature, body configuration, pain, balance, time, hunger....
In my moc-GCSE year(s), my science teacher was so confident that blood was blue in the veins, I called her out on it but she was so adamant about it.
That whole "got milk" campaign was a load of bullshit.
It turns out only about 30% of the global human population is able to even digest milk.
Unironically, that sounds like a great task for AI.
Great for automatically generating falsehoods; this is true.
Well, I let you be the judge. Here's a list of outdated facts that were commonly taught before the year 2000 but have since been updated, courtesy of ChatGPT:
Science / Space
Pluto is a planet.
Back then, Pluto was still the 9th planet. In 2006, the International Astronomical Union reclassified it as a “dwarf planet.”
The universe’s expansion was slowing down.
Many textbooks still suggested the universe might eventually collapse in a “Big Crunch.” In 1998, evidence of accelerating expansion was found, but it hadn’t fully filtered into school curricula by 2000.
Dinosaurs were cold-blooded and scaly.
In 2000, the “feathered dinosaur” revolution was just starting. Today, we know many theropods (including raptors) had feathers and were likely warm-blooded.
The continents “drift” slowly but are mostly stable now.
Continental drift was taught, but the understanding of plate tectonics was less developed in school-level detail. We now know tectonic activity reshapes Earth far more dynamically than was often taught.
Biology / Medicine
The human genome was incomplete.
In 2000, the Human Genome Project had just released its first draft. Many textbooks underestimated how complex genetics really is — for example, they suggested humans had ~100,000 genes, but it’s actually about 20,000.
Ulcers are caused by stress and spicy food.
That was the classic teaching. By the 1990s, scientists had already shown that ulcers are often caused by H. pylori bacteria, but the update wasn’t in most classrooms yet.
“Junk DNA” does nothing.
The idea that noncoding DNA was useless filler was common. Now we know much of it plays regulatory or structural roles.
History / Social Studies
The internet is a fad.
You may have heard skepticism about the internet being overhyped. Few predicted how deeply it would transform society in just two decades.
Christopher Columbus “discovered America.”
By 2000, it was still widely taught that Columbus “discovered” the New World, though evidence of Norse settlements (like at L’Anse aux Meadows) was already known — just not widely emphasized. Now, school curricula are far more likely to teach about Indigenous civilizations and earlier arrivals.
The Great Wall of China is the only man-made object visible from space.
This “factoid” was common in classrooms, but it’s false. The wall is not easily visible from orbit without aid, while cities, roads, and airports often are.
In an atom, the electrons orbit around the nucleus in the same manner as the planets orbit around the sun.
That's been debunked for many many decades but middle scool still teaches this model. At least I wasn't told back then how misleading and wrong that is, only in high school right before graduating the physics teacher emphasized this misconception. I remember how mad she was about it lol. I have no clue how its taught elsewhere.
The Bhor's model is at least a useful simplification of the atomic structure. What needs taught is that everything you learn before college and intensive narrow topical courses is simplified to the point of being incorrect with the hope that you get enough of an intrinsic understanding of the concept that the less simplified explanation you get next will make sense. I say this because it will still be simplified to the point of being wrong, but will be a step closer to the truth. This is the essence of education.
- Elementary/middle school: ice is water that has frozen solid
- HS: ice is water that has lost enough energy that the molecules form a crystalline lattice.
- College: there are actually 19 or 20 kinds of water ice that have been verified, but as many as 74,963 might exist.
- Post-collegiate: There may be 74,963 kinds of ice, but I know one ICE we should definitely eliminate from this world.
I can think of a few.
- That T-Rex' vision wasn't actually based on movement. (Probably)
- Feathered dinosaurs are a thing.
- What we were taught as the 'reservation' system more closely resembled concentration camps, and indigenous people were given a 'choice' between death marches and war.
- That the US military was actually on the wrong side of nearly every civilian movement for greater rights, from suffrage, to labor, and now freedom of speech and immigration.
We had to write angry letters to our children's school about 5 years ago to get them to stop teaching taste regions. It's really baffling.
"Yeah, but they ain't disproved my beleif in the flat earth" (sarcasm because crappy day in work)
Hope things get better man, or whatevet idiot manager you have gets caught with his hand in the boss's daughter's cookie jar.
Cheers mate. Much appreciated.
Alpha wolf is a lie.