I choose to believe the lion wins. Fuck knights and people. I won't read anything to the contrary.
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Who would win in a battle to death, a lion or a pilot in a B-29 including it‘s load?
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Indigenous African tribes have been successfully defending themselves from lions for many thousands of years with much less than that.
Armed or unarmed? Armor might help you not die for a while...but without weapons, there isn't much a person could do to kill a lion.
Punches with steel globes do hit hard. Lions can get concussions as well. Specially if they are not wearing helmets.
Shove an armored arm down it's throat to the shoulder. It will possibly suffocate and die. This is the advice I have emheard for unarmed and unarmored humans to survive a Jaguar attack in South America. I would wager that chain and plate mail would level the playing field against a lion.
That sounds like someone was pulling your leg. How do you get an arm down a moving animal's throat, and past it's limb-severing jaws?
Winner: Lion (in round 1)
I think you gotta consider that a knight has likely never seen a lion or a beast of such proportions before. If you put the knight into a moderate-sized arena with a large cat, I’m willing to bet the bravery of the knight fails him and he is mauled to death by the lion.
It all comes down to the mental game.
I think you gotta consider that a knight has likely never seen a lion or a beast of such proportions before.
You do realize that like 90% of knights had a lion on their crests and coat of arms?
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Probably the knight. Unless he's terrible at swordplay 🤔
Lions definitely suck at swords tho.