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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 days ago (16 children)

An important reminder is that Kimmel's monologue did not say anything slightly negative about Charlie Kirk's demonic zionazi and replacement theorgy genocidal supremacism. He only made fun of Trump for interviews in which he was asked about any sympathy he had for his dead dear friend, getting deflect-weaved into "we're building the bestest ballroom in the white house now".

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[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Joe Rogan you dumb fuck.....you helped get the orange turd elected!

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I miss when this guy just hosted a funny show that made people eat bugs for money.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, he was much more tolerable and even likeable when he was mostly just the Fear Factor guy.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I like to pretend that his career ended with News Radio.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I like to imagine an alternate time line where he befriended Andy Dick and died instead of Phil Hartman.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Joe has always been good at knowing which side of the fence to temporarily come off of.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He's always one DMT hit from emptying his brains out on the floor and fishing for a different opinion.

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[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Joe Rogan is a drug-addled moron. Do not listen or engage with anything he says, even if you feel like you agree.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (15 children)

You got it all wrong. He's not drug addicted. He's brain damaged from his mma days. Apparently brain damage leads to conservative thoughts. Look at Fetterman.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

There's a talk show video out there where the host is conservative (it's well known I just can't remember the name). Some guy is on the phone talking about how he's seen the light of the GOP and the host asks what changed, and he says he got kicked in the head by a horse.

The host looks a little shocked and says something like, okay moving on.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 213 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 71 points 5 days ago (12 children)

Nah, that would be when Ted Cruz made similar comments the other day.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Only because they are worried the next government will turn on them.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, not just that. They derive a great deal of success from ranting against the 'liberal agenda'. If all the vaguely left leaning voices are obviously silenced, then their own engagement goes down because there's no opposition voice to rant against. As ridiculous they look on a normal day, they look just utterly beyond crazy in a scenario where everyone but them are essentially gagged.

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[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 142 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Obligatory fuck the unfunny Joe Rogan who ushered this fascist back in.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago

Fuck you Joe

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

They always have been you fucking idiot, even when you became more like them.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 68 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That is the face eating leopard after eating such a rich diet of fat disgusting overweight people that aren't hard to catch. Poor guy needs insulin shots now too.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

should worry about picking up all kinds of diseases eating that filth raw.

and talk about macroplastics

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

it's weird how so many conservative women end up looking like bad drag queens, some other examples include loomer, guilfoyle and bezo's wife..... it's like they turn themselves into a hyper-caricature of femininity, with bad filler and too much pancake make-up slathered across their faces.

i guess the performative femininity plays well with it's performative masculinity/rural cosplay counterparts.

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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago

Careful Joe. That's sounding dangerously unconservative, and you know what the crazy conservative gun people do to those conservative voices that aren't conservative enough for them.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 5 days ago (10 children)

Didn't he defend comedians who were getting cancelled for jokes by the left too, like Chappel? What's the surprise here? Ideological consistency does seem rare these days and "doing one thing while bitching when that same thing is done to you" is quite en vogue, and nobody acknowledges that the systems we put in place to control our opposition will be turned on us the instant they have a chance, but this (defending kimmel for jokes regardless of the politics) seems in line with what Rogan has always said afaik.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He helped enable the rise of the Alt Right by giving them serious air time.

Also, Dave Chappelle never got "cancelled". He's still getting Netflix specials and still booking shows. For some reason, people will pay him to call them poor.

Having people write critical articles about someone isn't the same as getting "cancelled".

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[–] Tilgare@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, you identified the surprise - consistent ideology. That's not generally something anyone could accuse the right of lately.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Can you believe Biden said that? That means he's too old to be president!"

"Uh, Trump said that"

"Oh, nevermind then"

Ideological consistency, my ass.

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[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I wonder if Rogan realizes that he's part of the reason we've ended up here?

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

About as much as a child who shit their pants and then points at another kid saying they smell like shit.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 97 points 5 days ago (3 children)

You.. you made the crazy Joe.

also if you haven't seen it, I highly recommend this: How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 71 points 5 days ago

You think so, Joe? You think the fascists might be crazy?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 83 points 5 days ago

fuck this grift. this dude did more propoganda minutes for Maga than Charlie did, he doesn't give af about free speech beyond crying about how "censored" he is into the world's largest microphone

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 76 points 5 days ago

He said that if such interference were really happening and conservatives were supporting such behavior they were “crazy” because eventually they themselves would be the target of such censorship

What's really wild is that his biggest concern is that the people doing the fascist thing could become the target of it later. There's no dawning of 'oh maybe the people doing this aren't so good' no, he's worried that the other people who have been warning that they are fascists might pursue them later with the fascist precedent they are putting in place.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 36 points 5 days ago (10 children)

Joe should be much more afraid of the next Groyper aiming for him. Conveniently located in Texas.

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Joe is just what happens when an anti-establishment nut becomes the establishment.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 59 points 5 days ago

"Oh no! The fascists I supported are being fascists!"

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 52 points 5 days ago

Really kept his head down for a few days first huh?

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey, this walking talking cyst finally got something right.

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[–] PDFuego@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, no he didn't. Not really. I haven't heard it (and don't intend to) but according to the quotes in this article he didn't do that at all.

“The problem is the companies, if they are being pressured by the government – so if that’s real – and if people on the right are like ‘yeah, go get ’em,’ oh my God, you’re crazy. You’re crazy for supporting this because this will be used on you,” he said.

If, if, if. Wouldn't want to risk upsetting anyone would you?

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[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago

Fucking dopes all of them. Joe Rogan and all his cocksucking fans. Fucking dipshits the lot of them.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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